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The Santaland Diaries

Nov 30 – Dec 30, 2018 in Goodman's Owen Theatre

1 hour and 5 minutes, no intermission


Strapped for cash at holiday time, an actor takes a job as “Crumpet the Elf” at Macy’s Santaland—and his hilarious observations are more naughty than nice. Brimming “with Sedaris’ wicked humor” (Chicago magazine), this delightfully irreverent “theatrical stocking stuffer” (Chicago Reader) is perfect for those who prefer their eggnog spiked.

Please Note: for mature elves only.

 

 

Group Tickets: Now available for 10+, email Groups@GoodmanTheatre.org for information on select discounted rates and perks.

Questions? Need help? Contact the box office at (312) 443-3800, 12noon – 5pm, daily.

Critical Praise

  • ★★★1/2 (out of 4)

    – Daily Herald

  • “Well-stocked with laughs”

    – Chicago Tribune

  • “A sweetly snarky holiday treat”

    – Daily Herald

  • “The perfect choice for anyone looking to feed their inner Grinch”

    – BroadwayWorld

  • “Essential holiday fare”

    – Daily Herald

  • A “wonderfully entertaining production”

    – Chicago Theatre Review

  • “A vivid, hilarious portrait of family Christmas”

    – Chicago Magazine

  • “Spot-on comedic timing”

    – BroadwayWorld

  • “Matt Crowle absolutely owns the Goodman stage”

    – Chicago Theatre Review

  • “Wickedly funny”

    – BroadwayWorld

  • “There’s nobody quite like Sedaris”

    – The Guardian

  • A “deft combination of wicked humor and scalpel-sharp observation”

    – Chicago Magazine

Audience Feedback

  • Fantastic set, funny, edgy play. Matt Crowle is terrific in the role of Crumpet!

    Feef T. via Twitter

  • Fantastic performance of a heartfelt story. David Cale is magnificent!

    Goodman Patron via Rosemary K.

  • Set is incredible, as is Crumpet. Saw it Tuesday & still LMAO.

    Kathy B. via Facebook

  • Crumpet tells it like it is and brings a different (and hilarious) meaning to the spirit of the holidays!

    Marina C. via Facebook

  • This show was fabulous!

    Debbie K. via Facebook

  • Great performance, lots of laughs!

    Toni E. via Facebook

  • We went to see it last weekend an it was tremendous!

    Lisa H. via Facebook

Artists

David Sedaris

Author

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Joe Mantello

Adaptation

Steve Scott

Director

Matt Crowle

Crumpet

A man with wavy hair, glasses, and a beard wearing a collared shirt, smiling outdoors with a blurred background.

Kevin Depinet

Set Design

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Rachel Lambert

Costume Design

Mike Durst

Lighting Design

Christopher Kriz

Sound Design

Adam Belcuore

Casting

Nikki Blue

Production Stage Manager