By David Sedaris, Adapted by Joe Mantello
Directed by Steve Scott
“Funny, foul-mouthed and festive”
– CHICAGO READER

Nov 29 - Dec 29 in Goodman's Albert Theatre
1 hour with no intermission
Strapped for cash, a struggling actor takes a job as “Crumpet the Elf” at Macy’s Santaland—and his hilarious observations are more naughty than nice. Brimming “with [David] Sedaris’ wicked humor” (Chicago magazine), this “sweetly snarky holiday treat“ (Daily Herald) is perfect for those who prefer their eggnog spiked.
Please Note: for mature elves only.
Laughed all night. I love David Sedaris’ humor.
Cathi G. via Facebook
Great performance! We loved it.
Jo Ann M. via Facebook
Always worth seeing this David Sedaris gem.
Mike N. via Facebook
Highly recommend it.
Carol C. via Facebook
Steven Strafford is phenomenal!
Joy R. via Facebook
Super funny, he did a great job.
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