"Funny, foul-mouthed and festive"
– CHICAGO READER

November 29 - December 29 in Goodman's Owen Theatre

Around 1 hour with no intermission

Strapped for cash, a struggling actor takes a job as “Crumpet the Elf” at Macy’s Santaland—and his hilarious observations are more naughty than nice. Brimming "with [David] Sedaris' wicked humor" (Chicago magazine), this "sweetly snarky holiday treat“ (Daily Herald) is perfect for those who prefer their eggnog spiked.

Please Note: for mature elves only.

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Audience Response
  • Laughed all night. I love David Sedaris' humor.

    Cathi G. via Facebook

  • Great performance! We loved it.

    Jo Ann M. via Facebook

  • Always worth seeing this David Sedaris gem.

    Mike N. via Facebook

  • Highly recommend it.

    Carol C. via Facebook

  • Steven Strafford is phenomenal! 

    Joy R. via Facebook

  • Super funny, he did a great job.

    Susi M. via Facebook

Artists
  • David Sedaris

    David Sedaris Author

  • Joe Mantello

    Joe Mantello Adapter

  • Steve Scott

    Steve Scott Director

  • Steven Strafford

    Steven Strafford Crumpet

  • Teddy Boone

    Teddy Boone u/s Crumpet

  • Kevin Depinet

    Kevin Depinet Set Designer

  • Rachel Lambert

    Rachel Lambert Costume Designer

  • Mike Durst

    Mike Durst Lighting Designer

  • Christopher Kriz

    Christopher Kriz Sound Designer

  • Kaitlin Kitzmiller

    Kaitlin Kitzmiller Production Stage Manager

  • Adam Belcuore

    Adam Belcuore Casting

Recommended Reads
  • It's Not Easy Being Green

    It's Not Easy Being Green

    An interview with Steven Strafford

    Celebrated for his knack of identifying the odd in the obvious and weirdness around every turn—expressed with a genuine astonishment at the ways of the world—humorist David Sedaris has become something of a regular Christmas visitor, thanks to The Santaland Diaries...

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Accessibility

Join us for any of the following accessible performances.

Questions? Please contact 312.443.3800 (voice), 312.443.3829 (TTY/TDD) or email Access@GoodmanTheatre.org.


Touch Tour and Audio Described performanceTouch Tour and Audio-Described Performance
Sunday, December 15
12:30pm Touch Tour & 2pm Performance


American Sign Language Interpreted PerformanceAmerican Sign Language-Interpreted Performance
Thursday, December 19 at 7pm


Open Caption Performance Open-Captioned Performance
Saturday, December 7 at 4pm

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