A world premiere comedy spoofing today’s scandalous celebrity culture by Pulitzer Prize finalist Kristoffer Diaz, "who seems to have invented a brash new theatrical form" (Variety).

Ella can’t wait to start her new job as the upstairs concierge at a sleek hotel. Catering to celebrity guests is her dream—but it’s hard to keep track of which guests are in which room, which guest is the biggest celebrity and which party-loving guests need extra supervision. Playwright Kristoffer Diaz gleefully skewers our fame-obsessed society in this hysterically off-kilter new farce.