"Funny, foul-mouthed and festive"

November 29 - December 29 in Goodman's Owen Theatre

Around 1 hour with no intermission

Strapped for cash at holiday time, an actor takes a job as “Crumpet the Elf” at Macy’s Santaland—and his hilarious observations are more naughty than nice. Brimming "with Sedaris' wicked humor" (Chicago magazine), this delightfully irreverent “theatrical stocking stuffer” (Chicago Reader) is perfect for those who prefer their eggnog spiked.

Please Note: for mature elves only.

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  • David Sedaris

    David Sedaris Author

  • Joe Mantello

    Joe Mantello Adapter

  • Steve Scott

    Steve Scott Director

  • Steven Strafford

    Steven Strafford Crumpet